If I were a beginning, I would be: As sexy as possible 
If I were a month, I would be: February !
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday!
If I were a time of day, I would be: 5:00 AM
If I were a planet, I would be: Earth
If I were a season, I would be: Autumn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Dolphin!
If I were a direction, I would be: ………
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Chair!
If I were a sin, I would be: >:) devil !!
If I were a liquid, I would be: Holy water!
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: (i wouldn’t commit) myself!
If I were a gem, I would be: a stone before
If I were a tree, I would be: Apple tree ..
If I were a tool, I would be: bolt
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: White lily :O gawd knows when ‘ll find them!!
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: romantic
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: flute and violin !!
If I were an animal, I would be: human!!
If I were an emotion, I would be: Smiling and Excited!!
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Tomato
If I were a sound, I would be: breeze near beach with waves!!
If I were an element, I would be: Air
If I were a car, I would be: corolla!
If I were a song, I would be: “Words” (many more)
If I were a food, I would be: Chocolate mousse
If I were a place, I would be: in myself!!
If I were a material, I would be: soft!
If I were a taste, I would be: the word “Taste” brings in all flavours!!
If I were a scent, I would be: fresh rain water falling on dry land!!&(“cigar” named perfume)
If I were a religion, I would be: Spiritual (its a religion)
If I were a sentence, I would be: I love you a lot and more and ‘ll always!!
If I were a body part, I would be: ….
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Smile
If I were a subject in college, I would be: English!
If I were a shape, I would be: a straight line ..
If I were a quantity, I would be: 100 + 1%
If I were a colour, I would be: white
If I were a thing, I would be: Footwear
If I were a landmass, I would be: Island
If I were a book, I would be: Autobiography
If I were a monument, I would be: the base for every monument!
If I were an artist, I would be: myself!!
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: thinker!
If I were a landscape, I would be: A mountain
If I were a watch, I would be: 5 minutes faster than other!!
If I were God, I would be: I can’t think of being 1..
If I were a vowel, I would be: I
If I were a consonant, I would be: Y
If I were a formula, I would be: something who can understand it easily but difficult to !!
If I were a Science, I would be: a chemical !!
If I were a theory, I would be: a theory in itself!
If I were a famous person, I would be: Myself
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: a chip in every equipment!
(Innovation never stops!! )
If I were sport, I would be: Chess
If I were a movie, I would be: Jab we Met! >:D<
If I were a cartoon, I would be: Tom with jerry!
If I were an explorer, I would be: Knowledgable!
If I were a scientist, I would be: mad!
If I were a relation, I would be: a tight bond! >:D<
If I were a river, I would be: calm!
If I were intoxication, I would be: a brand!!
If I were alone, I would be: Thinking!
If I were a question, then I would be: ????????
If I were a hobby, I would be: joke to make people smile!
If I were a habit, I would be: angel bugg!
If I were in an atom, I would be: in an atom!!
If I were an end, I would be: a start to new beginning!
If I were you, I would be: I’m what I’m… i can’t be anyone else!!
Cheers…
…”’
Nikhil 
